Wednesday, November 24, 2010

my mentally-disordered love

Ok, so I love green tea.

hot drink, cold drink, biscuits, lollies, ice cream,
soap, deodorants, basically
in any form.
if green tea asks me to marry it my answer will be
YES YES YES YES YES







at Gelatissimo we used to have green tea ice cream
but the boss got rid of it
because everyone who works there
hated it with passion

and in the past few months lots of customers asked
where it went
and every time they asked me that
i made a really really sad face
that they ended up giving me their sympathy

so a few weeks ago i said to my boss
why don't we bring it back?
and everyone who heard me instantly pulled a face
like, the kind of face that creates a lot of unpleasant wrinkles

but i stood up for myself
and told everyone i love green tea
I LOVE GREEN TEA!
YES YES YES YES YES!

impressed with my brave obsession my kind boss 
decided to bring green tea back
just for ME
eeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

and today it arrived
ah the beautiful colour and the perfected taste
ah.

my workmates said
'green tea tastes like grass and dirt'
'green tea tastes like rotten fish'
'that flavour is fucking retarded'
'you Asians are crazy'
'it tastes like an old man's penis'
'Jae is disgusting'
and lots of other things that are less interesting

so i understand that this could be the most boring &
meaningless blog entry for many of you

but i just really wanted to say
that i really love green tea

YES YES YES YES YES

GREEN TEA ICE CREAM
AT GELATISSIMO

I HAVE ANOTHER REASON
TO LIVE!!


EEEEEHAAAAA!

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